Spoooghett!

Today I hid behind a plant...or was it a series of plants?  Who knows.

Hardcore Training with Hot Bitches & Shit

I just started training max hardcore with a team of hot, fine bitches from the former Poonanistan Republik.  These ladies are classy as fuck and toiter than shite!  Justina, the hot, sexy lady in the first two pictures, is my PHBT (Personal Hot Bitch Trainer).  On the first day of max hardcore training she "accidentally" brushed up against my cockle and I immediately came and started farting uncontrollably.  It was max awesome!  I sprayed it all over her gnathion.  (Gnathion - Definition: The lowest point of the chin.)