Spoooghett!

Today I hid behind a plant...or was it a series of plants?  Who knows.

Hardcore Training with Hot Bitches & Shit

I just started training max hardcore with a team of hot, fine bitches from the former Poonanistan Republik.  These ladies are classy as fuck and toiter than shite!  Justina, the hot, sexy lady in the first two pictures, is my PHBT (Personal Hot Bitch Trainer).  On the first day of max hardcore training she "accidentally" brushed up against my cockle and I immediately came and started farting uncontrollably.  It was max awesome!  I sprayed it all over her gnathion.  (Gnathion - Definition: The lowest point of the chin.)  

Summer Blockbuster Movie Review

Veego Mortansin plays Spider-man (blue and red costume) and Christian Bale plays Batman (black costume).  They star in this heralded epic film, tentatively entitled The Darkest Knight…Ever: Does This Bat Suit Make My Ass Look Fat?, due out this summer.  Directed by Richard Donner and Stanley Kubrick, it promises to be the best action movie EVAR, surpassing that of Avatar and Porky’s Revenge.   

Below is a picture depicting the climax of the story.  I know it looks like CGI, but it’s really Bail and Mortensen (the actors who play the two different super heroes).  They do all their own stunts, no wires either.  Notice the incredible strength of Bale as he lifts Mertenson.  His face = Stoic and Gladiator-like.  Of particular note is the director's use of negative space to create a heightened sense of despair and duality.  Impressivo.  

Even though THIS is the "technical" climax of the movie, I would say, for me anyway, the climax comes when Spider-man climaxes on Batman's face, welcoming him to the Wonderful World of A.I.D.S.  Spoiler Alert...Tooooooo Laaaaaaaate.  :(