A Soquel man was the lone survivor of a horrifying house fire that broke out early Sunday afternoon. The gathering was supposed to be a joyous occasion, marking the 3rd anniversary of the church’s Atmosphere Committee. Joy quickly turned into scorching shrieks of terror as flames swiftly engulfed the quaint ranch style house. 911 transcripts reveal that the Soquel man was asked to bake a pizza on the bottom rack of the oven. Unfortunately, he mistook the heating element as the bottom rack. Apparently this isn’t the first time the 34 year old Soquel man, known to many as “Fuckin’ Bobes” has done this.
The entire Atmosphere Committee died in the blaze, but Fuckin’ Bobes managed to escape with only minor injuries. In the video you can see Fuckin’ Bobes being taken to the amerlamps on a stretcher. The Cult Church leader arrived on scene ironically dressed in all black, but too late to help his charred congregants.
A memorial will be held this Saturday at the church. As the lone Atmosphere Committee member Fuckin’ Bobes will be solely responsible for setting things up for the service. This too can only end in tragedy. God help us all...fuckin’ Bobes...
