Face Herpes

Two words:  Rough Muff.  I rode it lawng and hard...now I got the Face Herpes.  Live and learn, I guess.  Remember kids, when you're face-surfing the "jammy clammy" don't forget to put on your masked avenger face protector.  Now in 3 vibrant colors: Suffocation Blue, Entrail Red and Butt-Nectar Brown.  

Worked all weekend...Boooooooo, but I'm still more hard core than YOU! Kristin Fiorillo!

Hola, may I take your order?  Here I am rocking my Poncho Villa Poncho @ Los Wochos.  We had a buy 2 get 1 taco free promo.  It was off the hook, yo!  The ladies wuz fine too.  

I said I'd give a Holla to the fine bitches of St. James High School Volley Ball Team who stopped by my fine establishment after their game and gave me the Insta-Bone.  Extra Hollas to #12, Freshman K. Fiorillo.  My lawd!  brb, fap.

Holy Punctured Bowel, Batman!

Remember kids, make sure your banana seat is locked in tight!  Reminds me of my last trip to Enumclaw.  E-Numb-Claw.  Meouch!  

Stoke-a-Rama!

I'm totally stoked right now!  mostly b/c of my awesomeness, but also b/c my new shipment of HIFD!  Can you smell the FAP?!  That is all.

Manandal Berry Pickin' Time!

It's spring time!  You know what that means fellaz.  Get your baskets ready because it's Manandal-Berry pickin' time!

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I love Manandal Berry Jello YAY!

Douchy McDouchelby

hey, i'm a hard core MTB douche. i'm fucking indy-core to the bizz-known. i just got my lionel ritchey fork in the mail. i'm popping a throbbing bone-noir right nao! had to buy the whole bike just for the fork. that's how indy-core i am.