WTF?

Saw the GoGo's last night.  Hulkamania was there.  What an asshole.  Most incredible part of the evening: the bassist's pussy lips were hanging out of her asshole.  Don't ask me how, I'm not wise in those ways.  My hypothesis:  Fart gone awry.  

In other news, sugar tits skank ho nipple dicks!
Kathy Valentine

Spoooghett!

Today I hid behind a plant...or was it a series of plants?  Who knows.

Hardcore Training with Hot Bitches & Shit

I just started training max hardcore with a team of hot, fine bitches from the former Poonanistan Republik.  These ladies are classy as fuck and toiter than shite!  Justina, the hot, sexy lady in the first two pictures, is my PHBT (Personal Hot Bitch Trainer).  On the first day of max hardcore training she "accidentally" brushed up against my cockle and I immediately came and started farting uncontrollably.  It was max awesome!  I sprayed it all over her gnathion.  (Gnathion - Definition: The lowest point of the chin.)  

Summer Blockbuster Movie Review

Veego Mortansin plays Spider-man (blue and red costume) and Christian Bale plays Batman (black costume).  They star in this heralded epic film, tentatively entitled The Darkest Knight…Ever: Does This Bat Suit Make My Ass Look Fat?, due out this summer.  Directed by Richard Donner and Stanley Kubrick, it promises to be the best action movie EVAR, surpassing that of Avatar and Porky’s Revenge.   

Below is a picture depicting the climax of the story.  I know it looks like CGI, but it’s really Bail and Mortensen (the actors who play the two different super heroes).  They do all their own stunts, no wires either.  Notice the incredible strength of Bale as he lifts Mertenson.  His face = Stoic and Gladiator-like.  Of particular note is the director's use of negative space to create a heightened sense of despair and duality.  Impressivo.  

Even though THIS is the "technical" climax of the movie, I would say, for me anyway, the climax comes when Spider-man climaxes on Batman's face, welcoming him to the Wonderful World of A.I.D.S.  Spoiler Alert...Tooooooo Laaaaaaaate.  :(

30 die in Aptos house fire.

A Soquel man was the lone survivor of a horrifying house fire that broke out early Sunday afternoon.  The gathering was supposed to be a joyous occasion, marking the 3rd anniversary of the church’s Atmosphere Committee.  Joy quickly turned into scorching shrieks of terror as flames swiftly engulfed the quaint ranch style house.  911 transcripts reveal that the Soquel man was asked to bake a pizza on the bottom rack of the oven.  Unfortunately, he mistook the heating element as the bottom rack.  Apparently this isn’t the first time the 34 year old Soquel man, known to many as “Fuckin’ Bobes” has done this.

The entire Atmosphere Committee died in the blaze, but Fuckin’ Bobes managed to escape with only minor injuries.  In the video you can see Fuckin’ Bobes being taken to the amerlamps on a stretcher.  The Cult Church leader arrived on scene ironically dressed in all black, but too late to help his charred congregants.

A memorial will be held this Saturday at the church.  As the lone Atmosphere Committee member Fuckin’ Bobes will be solely responsible for setting things up for the service.  This too can only end in tragedy.  God help us all...fuckin’ Bobes...

Kansas Cittay!

Suddenly Zambians!!

Fuckin' Bill, Fuckin' Bobes

That's all I really have to say.  Fuckin Bill.  Fuckin Bobes.